Lawn Care Hacks: Minimalist Dandelion Farming

A Guide for the Lazy, Eco-Conscious Lawn Owner

Welcome to 2024 Outlook's guide on how to farm dandelions like a boss. Because who needs boring, water-intensive lawn care when you can have a field of sunshine-y, weed-suppressing friends?

**Step 1:** Plant dandelions. Like, just plant them. In the ground. Anywhere. They'll take care of themselves.

**Step 2:** Don't mow them. Let them grow. Let them spread. It's like they're trying to take over the world, but, you know, in a good way.

**Step 3:** Harvest the seeds. Use them for coffee. Or, you know, just eat them. They're edible, right?

**Step 4:** Profit. From the joy. From the bees. From the free fertilizer.

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A field of happy, thriving dandelions